This story is an example from a friend on how to get over someone you love. Phillip had a girlfriend in Japan, and he was a recruiter, a common job for foreigners besides English teacher. His girlfriend was a freak, liked to be choked and play-raped. It’s a mystery how they met. What he told […]
Poison Ivy Penis and Poison Ivy Sex
My balls, feet and arms were terribly itchy. I had a poison ivy penis and didn’t know it. My dad’s girlfriend thought I had red bugs and advised me to take a bath in bleach. “Your balls are going to burn but it will get rid of them.” I almost did it, was carrying a […]
Gay Greeks and Spermicide by Fire
The month is December. I watched all of Game of Thrones season five at my dad’s house in Louisiana. He read all the books after I recommended them, and now he buys the DVDs when they come out. Around this time I was super horny. It had been two months since I had sex. When […]
Weed, Squirrel Brains, Shaving Cream, and Marcus Furious Maximus
The month is November. Sitting on a curb, taking a break from skating, I was reading a Greek play in an empty parking lot behind a grocery store. A car pulled up. I could hear the music from inside. It had to be young kids. One got out and approached me. “Want to blaze with […]
How to Learn Japanese & Not Be Gay
Of course there are many ways to study Japanese, but I’m going to share with you how I did it: how to learn Japanese and not be gay. It’s not the best way, but you can take and ditch what you want. I advocate taking the JLPT. It will give you a goal, motivate you, […]
How to Publish Kindle Books and Make Money
I think the best thing I shared with you guys was how to get a legitimate college degree in under a year. This is quite good too: How to publish Kindle books and make money on Amazon. It’s a good side business, but you could make it a full-time. My biggest month, with the help […]
Male Masturbation Technique & Dog Skin Dildos
When I find my old neighbor’s young slave-girl in the act of purloining some wood Grip her tight by the waist, like a wrestler, and lift her up high off her feet Then throw her down back to the earth, like, and take out her grape-pip — how sweet! The month is October, my first […]
Donkey Sex and Maxims
The month is September. My last month in Japan. My friend and his friend, who I’d never met, and I had an all-you-can-eat shabu shabu dinner. There was a salad bar. A group of foreigner chicks, nice butts and asses, stole our attention. “Damn, look at those tits,” says my friend Ron. “But look at […]
Thailand Love Story, the Prostitute Horde and Leprosy
Read part one if you haven’t. I walked up and down Khao San Road, looking for a girl to make a Thai love story. I bought a shirt, a snake-skin wallet and matching belt. If I ever get a matching blazer I can say, “Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a […]
Don’t Buy A Menstruating Prostitute in Bangkok’s Red Light District
My two-week rotation in the oilfield was behind me, and I was in Bangkok because I thought I should do something fun . . . I’d just turned 21. From the airport, I taxied to Khaosan Road, where I checked into the first hotel I found. It was nice, $50, a bellhop boy escorted me […]
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